Leslie: I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Ron: I ate it already.
Leslie: What?
Ron: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.
(via zombie-boogie)
Leslie: I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack. Ron: I ate it already. Leslie: What? Ron: I could smell it in your...